Lion Bars: The Truth
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008I had this planned as a mighty update cataloguing the availability of Lion Bars in Norwich. I was to document the secret passphrases and masonic handshakes required to enter dusty backrooms of hidden stores where deals of cash and souls could be wrought.
However, it turns out that you can buy them for forty to fifty pence in nearly every newsagent in Norwich. Some vendors, such as REDS, go as far as openly selling king size Lion Bars.
Never has the truth been so disappointing, it’s like expecting a really good post after such a long break and then reading this.
