Godzilla vs Catrah
There’s a cat that lives near me who likes to follow passers-by, I call it the “following cat”. I thought about giving it food so that it would come and live at my house, but I think I prefer my new, low-maintenance, wooden lizard pet. I have imaginatively named him Godzilla.

Bonus picture for sbemail viewers: Piemonade. Warning: that link contains both food and drink, so isn’t suitable for people that don’t care.
Is that green carpet or synthetic lawn?
I cheated. It’s navy blue carpet and Photoshop Hue/Saturation. You can’t trust anything you see on the internet these days.