Remember the start of Trainspotting where Renton does the “choose life” monologue? Back in ‘96 I thought it was just a bunch of made-up activities that only applied to EastEnders characters. I realise now that it was actually a checklist of things I would be doing over the next ten years. Most items are ticked off, just in time for my twenty-seventh birthday later this week.

But enough of that, Rez is coming up on Xbox Live Arcade. While I have played it to death on the PS2 already, I fancy getting it again for the achievement points and proving to the world that I can get the ultimate butterfly ending.
Until then, I’ll consider a third run through Rapture in the fantastic videogaming experience that is Bioshock. It should have been tougher though, gets far too easy about halfway through, even on hard.
PS. This just in – if you’re using the Compare People app on Facebook you definitely want to read this. Or just remove the evil being from your applications. Privacy violations are bad mmkay.