Clapton only used 3 fingers!

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

Back in the 60’s weirdos pronounced that Eric Clapton was god, I’m not even sure he was that good, cause he only used 3 fingers. Imagine what he could achieve if he had learned to use his little finger?! I’m much more of a Jimi man myself, which is why I play a ocean white strat, I really buy into Fender guitars and Marshall amps. Anyway I ramble. I’ve signed up to a new and religion and it looks like this.

Lumines is god

It’s red and grey and I think about it all the time.

Tas.ty

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007

In order to keep up with the Joneses 2.0, I’ve sorted out a del.icio.us account. For the uninitiated, it’s like favourites but stored on the internet for all to witness, like digital laundry.

If the prospect of rooting through my bookmarks excites you then I suggest you click right here. Perhaps you would just like to know what else has been tagged with “Norwich blog“. You could use this kind of knowledge to spark fascinating conversations at cocktail parties.

Roadkill. It just is.

Leonidas Schmeonidas

Saturday, March 24th, 2007

All dazzle and no substance, that’s the way to win people over. By the time they realise, it’s too late and you have their £6.30. I watched 300 last night.

The battle sequences are excellent but if you want something to watch you’d be better off renting a good film instead. I suggest The Departed, Pan’s Labyrinth and Children of Men.

Alternatively, if you just really have a thing for Spartans, God of War 2 is out shortly. My neglected PS2 will be reunited with electricity on account of this.

Fish Finger Double Stack

The fish fingers fell out of the packet into the hot oil so I had to eat them.

Norwich, a Finepix City

Monday, March 19th, 2007

I have acquired a Fuji Finepix F11, a magnificent device that will put an end to crappy cameraphone photography, at least for my posts.

This is a lovely picture of Norwich, you’d never guess that this is part of the red-light district.

Norwich

Nobody looks like they’re soliciting in this photograph. If they were then the digital zoom would be able to steal their soul from a great distance.

Norwich Again

Antisocial Networking

Monday, March 12th, 2007

Someone “tagged” me today, I had to pass up on being part of “the premier social networking destination for the Millennial Generation”. Another antisocial networking site, another stain of the internet. LiveJournal friends, MySpace lovers, Facebook, Faceparty, FaceSpace. Find friends, browse victims, StalkSpace, Preybook.

Phantom Drophead Coupe

I would like this for my birthday. I found it in Monkey.

Worms!

Friday, March 9th, 2007

If I had time for a proper post, I’d use that time to play Worms on the Xbox 360 instead.

Worms

On the way to writing this, I stumbled through Freakonomics blog and found Swivel. This looks exciting, dataset mashups for information ninjas. It might even get a post to itself in the near future.

Play to win!

Monday, March 5th, 2007

Nymphomation Cover

I’ve been re-reading Nymphomation by Jeff Noon, probably my second favourite book after American Psycho. Consider this a recommendation, even though it gave me nightmares about blurbflies.

That aside, I set a new personal best for Lumines 60 second time attack mode – 95. It’s no 114 though.

Kill, kill, kill

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007

Usurper fucking rock.

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